I feel it is important for me, as your pastor, to let you know that I have contacted all of the appropriate authorities (including the Bishop’s office both in Glendale and at churchwide headquarters in Chicago) regarding a significant event which took place this past week. I expect that shortly task forces from both of these respective offices will soon descend upon Emmanuel and Bakersfield.
The incident in question took place last Sunday night while we were finishing up our Trunk or Treat event in the church parking lot. Just about all the games and candy had been packed up. The last of the trick or treaters appeared to have left. And just a couple of folks from Emmanuel were closing things up in the Parish Hall. As those last trunk or treaters were leaving the church parking lot, they ran into to a large group of people making their way down the sidewalk on Jefferson. This group of kids approached the other and said, “Hey, they are giving away pumpkins and candy up there,” pointing back at the church.
And then the most unbelievable thing happened, something which would shatter the walls and imaginations of most folks at the ELCA headquarters or just about any church in the United States. This large group of trick or treaters heard the news of pumpkins and candy at Emmanuel and they took off. They started running towards the Parish Hall. There was stampede of probably 20 to 30 kids of various ages running towards the church. [BREATHE] Yes, you heard correctly. This past Sunday there were crowds of people running to (not away from) the church. People were running towards our church.